saturday, kool-aid and the toast are scheduled to attend a birthday party at some bar for one of her friends down here in D.C. sounds great right??? now if this were going to be a party for your toastmaster general it would involve some hole in the wall bar to celebrate getting another year older by getting blinding drunk on cheap booze and eating way too many wingies. well...this is D.C. this isn't just a night in a bar with a few friends; this is going to have to be an event. so what does saturday night have in store for this guy?? ladies and gentlemen, may I present, an 80's sitcom themed birthday blowout for about 50 plus city folk. now, its not going to be a bad time and I'm not even coming close to suggesting that it won't be a scene the toast won't get down on. its just not my way of doing things and its fine. I believe in getting dressed up, just once a year....on halloween.
anywho, kool-aid and I painstakingly had to come up with an 80's sitcom and television themed costume that got the toast stamp of approval, meaning it had to be creative, clever, and hilarious. plus it had to be fit for a couple so your ideas of alex p. keaton or magnum p.i. wouldn't have been able to work too well. dangited right?? I mean, picture the toast with a hawaiian shirt, 80's short shorts, aviator shades, bushy moustache and a tigers hat. plus, as we said, we were thinking of clever here so you weren't going to see any zach and kelly, slater and jessie, sam and diane, type of nonsense here. not in the least.
so, where'd the ladytoast and the general end up?? well a quick purchase of some matching blue shirts and pants, the pending pickup of a few pairs of safety goggles, design and creation of some makeshift ring toss helmets, you've got yourselves a pair of double dare contestants. tell you the truth, all I'm looking forward to is a few physical challenges that night....OW!! well, I guess winning a minivan wouldn't hurt either.
1 comment:
but Double Dare isn't a sitcom.
So confused!
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