"This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet you buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup! Oh, it looks good on you though."

A tribute to Rodney Dangerfield who died yesterday after complications following surgery for a heart valve transplant at the age of 82. He had been in a coma since August 25th. I feel that one of the best comedic performances I have ever seen was his portrayl of Real Estate Mogul Al Czervik in "Caddyshack". If you take a quick peek at my profile you will notice that it is listed as one of my favorite movies and there was not a moment where I hesitated to put this movie on a list so highly coveted. Always great with his brand of self depricating humor, toasted blog salutes Rodney Dangerfield with a tribute of some of his finer moments. "Ooof, did someone step on a duck??" Ok, here we go, enjoy.

-The Triple Lindy (Back to School)

-Leaves the sign that says Gone Drinkin' at Homer's desk in Simpson's episode as Mr. Burns' son.

-Homer and Larry Burns hide out from the police in a theatre showing "Too Many Grandmas", starring Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek.

Thornton Mellon: "Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes."

Thornton Mellon: [in a commercial for his Tall and Fat clothing stores] "Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK!'?

Al Czervik: "I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? Fine."

Al Czervik: "Wang, What's with the pictures; its a parking lot."

Al Czervik: "So what. So let's dance!!"

Al Czervik: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Al Czervik: "HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat?"

Al Czervik: "Hey Smails! My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!"

Al Czervik: "Moose. Rocko. Help the Judge find his checkbook huh. HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!"

I tell ya, I get no respect,

-When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru".

-I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

-I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

-I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said " on your mark ......"

-It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

-This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

-If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

-One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.

-Once in a restaurant I made a toast to my wife, "To the best woman a man ever had". The waiter joined me.

-When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

And finally, perhaps one of the funniest, most random moments of the movie Caddyshack, and our number one Dangerfield quote of all-time: "Hey, that kangaroo stole my ball!" Ah, we will always have Caddyshack.